(Melody: “The Twelve Days of Christmas”–music and lyrics on Day One of the “Ten Days til Post-Trump”)
On the tenth day til Post-Trump, my true love gave to me
Ten cons a-fleeing[1]
Nine Nixons haunting
Eight lies a-spinning
Seven perks in limbo
Six sites a-snubbing
Five opponents
Four stunning flops
Three new indictments
Two votes of impeachment
And a sweet card in a green tree.
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The ten cons a-fleeing include:
Six sites where Trump has been snubbed:
Trump ice rink in Central Park in New York City on Feb 28th 2017. 
Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point 
Hope you have enjoyed the “Ten Days til Post-Trump.” It has been a very long four years…
Now it is time to spring into hope!
[1] The market for presidential pardons has never been so lucrative as under the waning days of the Trump regime. Donald has already issued pardons to dozens of former cronies and disgraced officials, all of whom received jail time after due process by the Judiciary (which, as I recall from Civics class in 7th grade, is supposed to exist independent of the Executive branch). Now it appears more sleazy friends and relatives of the Dumpster are clamoring for pardons, including:
1. Former state lawmaker Jeremy Hutchinson (R-Arkansas), indicted for federal bribery and tax crimes https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2021/01/17/former-u-s-sen-tim-hutchinson-has-paid-trump-insider-to-lobby-for-pardon-for-his-confessed-felon-son-jeremy-hutchinson
2. Ross Ulbricht, the founder of Silk Road, the website that law enforcement officials described as a criminal marketplace where people could buy drugs and other illegal goods—a business that brought in over $18 million in its day https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ross-ulbricht-founder-of-illegal-drug-website-silk-road-sentenced-to-life-in-prison/
3. Anna Sorokin, the Manhattan socialite who pleaded guilty in a fraud scheme totaling $28 million. https://www.enmnews.com/2019/04/26/fake-german-heiress-convicted-of-multiple-fraud-charges/
4. John Kiriakou, a former CIA officer convicted of illegally disclosing classified information
https://meaww.com/john-kiriakou-rudy-giuliani-trump-selling-presidential-pardons-at-millions
5. Ivanka Trump, the president’s daughter, Advisor to the President and the Director of the Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship, may receive a “pre-emptive” pardon for who knows what
6. Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and Senior Advisor, may receive a “pre-emptive” pardon for who knows what
7. Eric F. Trump, the president’s second son, may receive a “pre-emptive pardon” for who knows what (possibly for laundering cash in a fraudulent non-profit “foundation”? https://www.erictrumpfoundation.com/ )
8. Donald J. Trump Jr., the president’s eldest son, may receive a “pre-emptive pardon” for who knows what (Trump Jr. serves as a trustee and executive vice president of the Trump Organization, running the company alongside his younger brother Eric. Given what we know about the Trump Org., it seems to be a bountiful source of fraud)
9. Rudy Giuliani, the president’s attorney, may receive a “pre-emptive pardon” for who knows what
10. Donald J. Trump, the 45th president, may decide to pardon himself as well. Why not?! It would be a fitting finale to this fiasco.
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